Sometimes I get lazy (ok, all the time) and don't fully butch myself up for Menswear Friday. I am going on a hot date to the opera tonight, so I wanted to wear something that was work-friendly AND opera friendly. (Unrelated: HMS Pinafore is NOT the Pirates of Penzance, to my dismay. Should prove to be a good show anyways.) Cue the colorblocking outfit from Independence Day, rendered redonkulous with the slapping-on of the patriotic bolo tie that I should have been wearing on Independence Day. This is what I like to call, "Independence Day 2.0":
Are you ready for having your mind blown? This is a small white Irish dude, BLOWING YOUR BRAINS with his funky sexy voice. The wee lad calls himself Maverick Sabre, and gives Ceelo Green a run for his money.
UGH. but in a good way. My coworkers and I have been fascinated with the phenomenon known as "Kreayshawn." She is like a small rapping Jewish grandmother, and according to wikipedia, one of her parental units used to be in a punk band. Really? Can you imagine if you were a badass baddy in a punk band, and your offspring grew up to be a small rapping Jewish grandmother? I'd be mortified.
I can't get this crap out of my mind though. I just pretend like that guy in the backgound is saying "one big room, full of sandwiches," instead of "one big room, full of bad bitches." Dear Tina Fey: can we get Liz Lemon to do a cover of this kthxbaiplz?!
-bitch you ain't no barbie, i see you work at arby's-
(Liz Lemon: ARBY'S? YES PLEASE!)
In case anybody was interested, I haven't been posting as much because I've been busy (my loathed figs get a second life as ice cream!) becoming a local meme.
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