Sorry for the musical interlude, kemosabes. I've been busy being out of town on Fridays, and therefore missing out on Menswear Fridays at work. As a token of my ruv, here's a brief pictorial summarizing the Halloween festivities that have overtaken my life.
I went to visit my mom, whose church has a pumpkin patch. Lacking small children, we still decided to go pick out a pumpkin from the pumpkin patch.
It does not faze my mom to take pictures of her adult daughter at the pumpkin patch, along with everybody else. Notice the small children in the background.
As promised, I dressed up as a luchador for halloween. The cape doesn't really match the orange and green theme of Jalapeno Cheetos, but that is because I was going to be a teenage mutant ninja turtle luchador before my co-workers coerced me into paying tribute to my main form of sustenance.
I'm threatening you with a cheeto. GRR.
Made the tail moments before it had to be attached. Stuffed it with the handle of a spatula. Was at the hair salon and the ladies asked if I was going to be an octopus for halloween. WHAT? Are octopi ORANGE? Do octopi have spots? When I told them I was going to be a cheeta they responded, "oh, a tiger! Fabulous!" Uh, no. Jalapeno Cheeta DNE Tiger. I guess that is why they are hair stylists.
Tail.
Check out the sexy cheeto dangling from my lips. James Dean ain't got nothing on me.
And then Lew Zealand hit my crotch with his fish.
Pretty great rendition of Lew Zealand
I had to look it up. Who's ever heard of a muppet who throws fish?
I don't know who this Jessie Ware person is, but she is maekingseks with my ears right now.
Strangest Feeling by JessieWare
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